cop

cop
1. (cop) (2483↑, 205↓)
to get, recieve, purchase, steal, or have

Yo im about to cop a drink, want one?

Author: Avid Duspitz http://cop.urbanup.com/673622
2. (cop) (1272↑, 213↓)
1. An officer of the law. 2. To obtain

Are you a cop? No? Aight, lemme cop summa dat weed.

3. (cop) (957↑, 500↓)
An asshole in uniform.

The following joke illustrates the perfect example: A woman was running late for work. She zooms along an overpass. Unbeknownst to her, a cop seeking to make his quota in order to be promoted to prime asshole is hiding behind a billboard at the end of the overpass; he measures her speed with a radar gun, takes off after her and pulls her over. "Where's the fire?" "What fire? I'm late to work." "Is that so? What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher." "How do you do that?" "I work all my fingers in until I have both hands all the way inside, then I stretch out the rectum until it's a big asshole." "And what, may I ask, do you do with a big asshole?" "I put him behind a billboard on an overpass and give him a radar gun."

Author: The Blistering Truth http://cop.urbanup.com/2143391
4. (cop) (529↑, 220↓)
A police officer, derived from the word "copper", which is what police officers were slangly called when their badges were made of copper.

*Damn cop gave me a ticket, I fucking hate him. *Damn cop took my [yay], I fucking hate him. *Damn cop shot my ass for robbing that liqour store. I fucking hate him.

5. (cop) (1069↑, 915↓)
A government-funded genetically defective perverted fuckstain with the intellect of stale dog shit. Cops act like tyrannical assholes in attempts to make up for sexual inadequacies/shortcomings/predilections/cofusion.

"I became a cop so I could carry a gun, because it's the closest thing to a hard-on I'll ever experience, because my dick looks like a limp cocktail weenie. I'm afraid of women making fun of what they call my 'extra belly button.' Hell, I gotta admit, Women never really did it for me anyway. But it's different when I'm watching kiddie porn. Then it becomes the hardest cocktail weenie you ever saw. I can't make up my mind whether I like boys more than girls." ---Exerpt taken from taken from a policeman during an interview. The piece of shit requested total anonymity for fear of losing his job, while being cornholed by his partner.

Author: The Blistering Truth http://cop.urbanup.com/1311265
6. (cop) (228↑, 113↓)
steal or walk out of a place with

"I went to the dealership and copped me a pimped-out Suburban for 40 G." "I copped a feel on yo' bitch in that volleyball game, nigga\!"

7. (cop) (136↑, 41↓)
80% of the time: An average guy on a slight power trip just doing what he told to do and wasting other peoples' time. Cops are usually trained to think that they're 'better' than citizens. Can commonly be found writing tickets, drinking coffee, and eating donuts. Perhaps sometimes they break up parties, pull over someone for DUI, or something similar. Not very adept at thinking, though. In really dangerous areas however, cops are usually bigger jackasses, but for once they're doing something useful (i.e. their JOBS.) 18% of the time: A jackass on a huge power trip that uses his enforcement powers to indirectly invoke a silly measuring contest. These guys (or also women, because female cops from my observations tend to be huge bitches with a need to act tough) feel good from humiliating people, using the maximum amount of force necessary, acting superior, etc. Tends to be the kind with a huge ego who bullied/was bullied in school and is trying to make up for it. 2% of the time: Good, hardworking people who reluctantly enforce stupid laws as little as possible while taking true violent offenders off the street. Usually pretty nice to ordinary people and good at diffusing situations.

Most cops are kind of lame, but not too horrible, a good portion are complete jackasses, and a few are worthy people. Sounds like most of society.

Author: shadow creator http://cop.urbanup.com/2856415
8. (cop) (146↑, 51↓)
Police Officer. An enforcer of the law.

"The cops are out to get me."

Author: Urban Black Man http://cop.urbanup.com/101990
9. (cop) (136↑, 56↓)
COP - Constable on Patrol slang for a Patrol officer who walked on a beat now applied to any Police officer

He just stole my car call the cops

10. (cop) (482↑, 428↓)
1.A sexual pervert who uses the power of the badge to help obtain sexual gratification. 2.A sexual pervert. Period.

1.There was a prison guard from Bastrop who went to Austin and used his badge to get sexual favors from men. What doesn't surprise me about that is that the victims assumed the impersonator really was a faggot cop, as most of them are. No wonder they have that "blue wall of silence." 2.Margo Frasier. Period.

Author: TheBlisteringTruth http://cop.urbanup.com/974176
11. (cop) (67↑, 20↓)
Cop does not mean 'to steal'. It means 'to acquire'.

I went to Value World and copped a hot red shirt...I'm proud of myself.

Author: isthatsoquestionmark http://cop.urbanup.com/1015251
12. (cop) (42↑, 18↓)
To get or gain something

I got to cop that new and1 tape

13. (Cop) (30↑, 13↓)
Cunts on patrol

Those cops stole all my damn weed and threw me in jail.

Author: Cop dropper http://cop.urbanup.com/4815354
14. (cop) (29↑, 19↓)
noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead

dude, you'll never believe this what? a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler. isn't your car a Z24 chevy? yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this

Author: Humpcatter16 http://cop.urbanup.com/4508492
15. (Cop) (31↑, 21↓)
An officer of the law whose job is to be an asshole and get people in trouble. Most of them are young, ugly guys who were most likely idiots in school so they chose the first profession that came to mind.

A: Dude, I got a ticket for going 30 in a 25. That's so pointless. B: That cop must have been a real doucher.

Author: Kenny Naylor http://cop.urbanup.com/4098507
16. (cop) (14↑, 6↓)
1. Colloqial for police officer. 2. To shoot up heroin. 3. To steal, hustle, or any other illicit activity.

1. The cop pulled me over for doing 90 in my STi when I should have been doing 40. 2. The punks used to cop out in the back alley during shows.

Author: tetsoysauce http://cop.urbanup.com/2607857
17. (cop) (54↑, 49↓)
A POlice. A fuzz. An ossifer of the law.

Hey, Jake, does your dad work for a living? Nah, he's a cop. Honest? Nah, he's an Oakland cop.

Author: Joao Bufamarillo http://cop.urbanup.com/1255379
18. (Cop) (15↑, 12↓)
To purchase or aquire.

I wanna cop some drugs.

Author: anarchypunk http://cop.urbanup.com/1214254
19. (Cop) (4↑, 3↓)
To engage it sexual activity.

[bang] [smash] [fuck] [screw] [pork] [cop]

Author: saviRleunammI http://cop.urbanup.com/5759907
20. (cop) (8↑, 10↓)
constable of the peace (cop)

My husband is training to be a cop.

21. (cop) (3↑, 5↓)
to copy or get somethin

Dawg let me cop dat shirt.

Author: jelly swagg http://cop.urbanup.com/4051760
22. (cop) (2↑, 4↓)
When you go and buy an item.

Man, dog im bout to go cop me them new Jay's that just came out.

Author: $MONEY MIKE$ http://cop.urbanup.com/2034337
23. (cop) (7↑, 10↓)
v. to take/get/steal

Chemistry Teacher: "TAKE YOUR HOOD OFF AND SIT DOWN\!" Meika: "You're gonna give me an attitude now?" Chemistry Teacher: "YOU'RE GONNA COP AN ATTITUDE WITH ME?\!?\!?"

24. (cop) (48↑, 51↓)
Official harasser of the unsuspecting public.

The cop stopped the guy and took his information, 'cause otherwise he might actually have to work.

25. (cop) (18↑, 21↓)
cop - v. - refers to petty theft (or theft of something readily available) in a thug manner

My pen ran out of ink during the math assessment, so I copped one from the basket.

26. (COP) (4↑, 8↓)
COP= Change of Plans- I have been trying to spread the word about this b/c it makes it so much quicker to write. We all change plans at some point and instead of calling everyone we will send out a mass text or email or even Facebook.

Change of Plans= Hunny dont forget our COP were are meeting at 6 tonight.. or COP= the party got rained out and we will reschedule.

Author: Samantha Cruise http://cop.urbanup.com/4747715
27. (cop) (5↑, 9↓)
[to get] [to aquire] [to obtain] [to bring into your possession]

[ay...on ya way to tha spot...cop a bottlte of dat blue hypnotiq. lol]

Author: slim from 209 http://cop.urbanup.com/1154779
28. (Cop) (9↑, 13↓)
To run away from. To gain, attain.

"We're coppin' from the local police" "Don't cop an attitude."

Author: commonwealth1325 http://cop.urbanup.com/301558
29. (cop) (38↑, 42↓)
someone who belives they know way more than the average human, or at least that much more that entails him to condemn someone for doing what he thinks falls into the catagory of "wrong"

when any cop shows up at the scene

30. (cop) (0↑, 5↓)
Buying or otherwise acquiring drugs.

"Do you know where I can [cop] some dope?" etc.. ;)

Author: your mom on a stick http://cop.urbanup.com/3728890
31. (Cop) (8↑, 13↓)
The act of taking or barrowing forever.

Can I cop that John? Sure, you can cop this. Yo, cop me one of those Johns.

32. (cop) (47↑, 52↓)
To obtain illegal drugs.

I just copped. Let's get fucked up.

33. (cop) (0↑, 5↓)
short for copy. get something that looks cool

im gone hafta cop dem air force ones

34. (COP) (2↑, 8↓)
The chance of pussy you may get from one individual woman.

Hey dude, what do you think my COP is for that hot bitch over there? Man, what the hell.. you ruined my COP with that girl\!

35. (cop) (4↑, 10↓)
originated in Portsmouth 1.to sulk or be moody 2.to over react

'she's in a cop' 'he's copped' 'they've got a cop/cob on'

Author: Alecznikita http://cop.urbanup.com/2035736
36. (cop) (0↑, 6↓)
To leave a place in an unauthorized manner.

"I copped 6th period at school yesterday."

37. (cop) (8↑, 14↓)
refering to a prison guard while incarcerated.

"the cops shook down my cell"

38. (cop) (17↑, 23↓)
Dude who's ruining the party.

"Man, who brought the cop?"

39. (cop) (0↑, 7↓)
to cop on someone = to tell on them,, snitch

dude \#1 -- whos that..? dude \#2 -- thats the bitch that fucking copped on youu\!\!

40. (cop) (0↑, 7↓)
To be angry or pissed of at someone. Anger

Why are you in a cop with me? What you copping for? I'm in a cop with Anna

41. (cop) (36↑, 43↓)
a term that derived from england; short for "constible on patrol"; for those who dont know, a constible is the term for a police officer in england

Watch out for cops while i drink this illegal tea\! Cause Im English...and englist people suck..and they just drink tea and lick nipples all day...men nipples...with hair...lawrence van tassel does this as much as possible...him being english and all....fuckin brit bastard

Author: \copblizzy\cop http://cop.urbanup.com/216953
42. (cop) (4↑, 11↓)
to purchase

"come to the hood and you can cop that"

43. (cop) (1↑, 8↓)
to recieve

i cop mad skull from your mother

44. (cop) (6↑, 13↓)
To do without drawing too much attention to yourself.

I copped a feel of her tittie\!

45. (cop) (13↑, 21↓)
Someone whos making your life more difficult or ruins a moment by acting in a blatantly and obnoxious law-abiding manner.

When you're trying to get downtown and the asshole in front of you is going 20mph when he should be doing 30. "can you believe this guy? what a fuckin cop"

46. (cop) (12↑, 20↓)
The men and women who try to find out who shot your [baby's daddy] or momma while theys pipmin on dah row. Too, they come into yo [crib] to pull off your momma's boyfriend when he be [bitch slappin] tha [ho].

Yo them cops dun foun the beeatch that shot my babie's daddy- Damn I miss that crack money yo.

Author: PopEyePimpin http://cop.urbanup.com/103283
47. (cop) (0↑, 9↓)
To get shot at and take a slug

"Ive copped a few shells but i dont walk with a limp"-50 Cent

Author: hatabitchsmacka http://cop.urbanup.com/492323
48. (cop) (4↑, 13↓)
see squally

damn cops are everywhere

49. (cop) (22↑, 31↓)
Police officer. Your direct interface with the Government.

You shouldnt hate cops. Hate the game, not the playa

Author: Califonication http://cop.urbanup.com/109930
50. (cop) (94↑, 103↓)
The people who get no respect from most people when all they are trying to do is PROTECT people including the assholes who hate them.

Some cop took 3 rounds to save someone in a drive by dude get his name and send him a thankyou

51. (Cop) (30↑, 40↓)
A government-funded gangbanging thug.

Listen to Ill Bill - How To Kill A Cop to get what I'm saying.

Author: Omega Death http://cop.urbanup.com/356146
52. (cop) (2↑, 12↓)
to shank vigerously, and without hesitation or regard for a persons well being

it kind of like taking a gun and shooting someone, but not just once, but standing there, firing clip after clip into their dead carcas, until they're so dead they start to move again.

53. (cop) (9↑, 19↓)
A Correctional Officer.

That cop in the guard tower is a good shot.

Author: Prison cop. http://cop.urbanup.com/204698
54. (cop) (3↑, 14↓)
to buy or steal something

in the words of missy elliott and timbaland "go up in the record store and cop that shit"

55. (cop) (11↑, 22↓)
see: see police police: see cop cop: see police
Author: cracker jack http://cop.urbanup.com/107916
56. (cop) (19↑, 30↓)
a type of police officer who uses minors with nice cars as a scapegoat for their sexual perfomance problems and one who takes our marijuana and charges us with intent to sell

That cop pulled me over in my porsche, searched my car and took my pot....fucking cunt.

57. (cop) (4↑, 16↓)
to go buy something or to go get

i copped 50 cent's new album

58. (Cop) (1↑, 13↓)
to go out and buy something

"...go out to tha record store and Cop That Shit\!" Timbaland & Magoo

59. (cop) (30↑, 42↓)
one who gets little to no respect from teens. What the teens don't understand is that if you don't get high, and don't go 50 mph on a public road, then the cops won't f*ck with u. people conform to the rules, and you'll get along just fine.

too many examples to name.. go to any high school and see how teens treat even the security officers ( lovingly called rent-a-cops)

60. (cop) (19↑, 31↓)
50, po-po, fags, no good drug coppers saying that they are just taking them so u don't hurt urself but they are just out to get high themselves.

That damn cop took all the bud.

61. (cop) (3↑, 17↓)
Enforcer of the law that often puts duck butter on his her doughnut. See also [duck butter].

Hey look over there, it's a cop and he is [felching] his horse.

62. (cop) (34↑, 49↓)
1) pig 2) po-po 3) 5-0 4) a stupid ass person who tries to deal with criminals by threating them w/ a baretta...try to dela with thugs and get fucked up

yo u see dat pig he be eatinb dougnuts again

63. (cop) (19↑, 36↓)
type of police officer who enjoys using minors with nice cars as a scapegoat for their sexual problems: also one who takes our marijuana and charges us with intent to sell.

I'm pissed, that cop stopped me in my porsche and took my pot....that cunt.

64. (cop) (1↑, 22↓)
to have something inserted into the anos by anouther participant

"sup brah, cop'ped it in the ass lastnight

65. (cop) (6↑, 27↓)
Ghetto slang for "pussy"

We fen' to cruise the hood tonight lookin for the cop. That cop was top notch lat night.

66. (cop) (7↑, 28↓)
short for Chief Of Police
67. (cop) (13↑, 41↓)
A law enforcement officer, usually street smart and more ofton then not very good looking. Many like to get drunk after their shift and many are gay and have HUGE cocks, which they know how to use.

I always thought John the cop was gay, but he hooked up with my wife when I wasn't around and he fucked her silly beggin for more from his big cock\!

Author: Cum Junkie Walter http://cop.urbanup.com/1518122
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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